Are you ready to fall out laughing?  Are you ready to spill your guts all over the floor.  Are you ready to double over with laughter, until you quiver and quake and possibly pee yourself!  Well then click through my friend!

Actually the joke isn’t that funny.  I just thought I’d give it a big build up since Heathen was less than impressed.  It might be worth retelling though..here goes:

Do you know what the Taiwanese call crab?  No it’s not a joke, it’s for real and there is a cook book to prove it.  Check it out:

Okay, have you ever heard somebody say “you’ve got a better chance of being hit by lightning than winning the lottery?  Well some poor bastard who bought some lottery tickets had to go out and prove it.