If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get’s even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY “Too Naughty News” plus more fun after the break.

Ah, this is the kind of love story you’ll want to tell you’re kids.  Too punked out young people have sex at a Megadeth concert resulting in ‘the miracle of life”.  Holy smolly, this is one for the ages right here:

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Today “Alcohooligans” was our “special bit” of the day.  Our first episode brought you new reasons to enjoy some cold suds…so listen up and bottoms up!