Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago.  Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off.  Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out.  Anyways, she’s doing Playboy again, and it’s not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy.

You want to see Jenny McCarthy nekkid?  I recommend you look up some old pix.  I tried to warn ya, listen to this:

More and more women want a little light bondage with their sex.  Hmmmm.  I had other reasons for tying you up.  Check it out:

It’s one thing to enjoy your horny time.  It’s another when the fire department has to get involved.