“Hooking up” is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your ‘one night stand’.  You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won’t let you stop having sex.  More after the jump.

Careful, you just might take a crazed nympho home after a night at the bar! A German man was recently held as sort of a ‘sex hostage’ but a horny Fraulein!  Here’s the story now:

Jesus the hamster rises from the grave!  Seriously, a dead and buried hamster resurrected over Easter weekend.  Here’s the story:

Dave the valet pretty much has his ass in a sling right now.  You see Dave had a series of accidents, and the damage total is a little over what a valet makes.  Check it out: