Man, I guess sometimes you really “got to want it”.  A Chinese zoo keeper really wanted to save the life of a monkey.  He went a little bit further than I would.  Hell, if this is what it took for Heathen to live, I’d tell him he was gonna die.  Check out the story after the jump.

I guess there’s some things about the bunghole that I just didn’t know.  There’s also probably double that when it comes to monkey buttholes.  Here’s the story:

There’s a place in France, where the naked ladies dance.  We have the news for you right here:

Man gives the best answer ever for why he killed his wife: