There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten.  The moon landing, the, well other stuff.  I think you know where I’m going with this.  We’ve got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump.

I think we bring this story up every year, but I think you would too.  Check it out:

Tommy had a good plan.  If they catch you, take a dump on the floor. After all, no one wants to touch the guy who just pooped.  He forgot something though.  Here’ s the story:

Elmo hates Jews.  Seriously.  Check this out