Well that's what he gets for being a Redskins fan.

I know, I know - spoken just like a true Cowboy fan but hey - I've lost my fair share of bets to Redskins fans (however I never had to eat my own beard) so I think I've earned the right to revel in the fact that one of their fans lost a crazy bet and the rest of us get to point and laugh as he pays up.

Lucky for him though, he only had to eat a little bit of his beard instead of the entire scraggly sumbitch. I'm pretty sure that had he have done that, he would've produced a hairball about the size of a Subway foot long.