Believe it or not, "Real Men Crochet" is the name of an actual program at a correctional facility in Ohio and I've got all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?". Along with that, I tell the story of of a genius who attempted to rob a police station right here in my beloved State of Texas and I pass along info for a clown that will follow your kids around and terrorize them for an entire week - for a nominal fee of course.