I'm beginning to think there's more to this whole "Zombie Apocalypse" thing than the government would have us believe and I'll fill you in on my latest conspiracy theory in today's "News of the WTF?".

In addition to scaring the hell out of you with that story, I'll look at the bright side of having a dead person sitting next to you on a four hour flight and believe it or not, people choose to ignore the negative, cannibalistic side effects of bath salts.