To be honest with you, I'm not nearly as shocked by the fact that a dude gets a headache every time he watches porn as I am at the fact that he makes it ten minutes into a scene. I'll give you all of the perverted details in this, the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?"

As is always the case, that's not all I have for you. I poke fun at a guy who gets naked, carjacks a Prius and basically parties like a Lohan and I tell you the story of the boss who figured he'd lick the face of a female employee presumably to see if he could get away with it.