And now on to the hard-breaking news.

A reporter was out for one of those cutesy reports that they air at the end of the newscast that's essentially a time-filler. She was interviewing someone at the local rodeo, who happened to be holding an adorable piglet.

The reporter decided that she wanted to embrace the cuteness, so she grabbed for the little roll of bacon, and then she paid for it... in the form of the piggy pooping all over her hand.

Oh, and did you catch at the beginning when she said she's the local "goat milking champion"? That's a thing?