You hear that?  That's the collective cheer of every straight man in the nation.

Will celebrities never learn?  For female celebs, Rule #1 is "NEVER take nude pics of yourself with your cell phone!"  Looks like Ms. Johansson is the latest hacking victim to have private photos placed on the internet.  According to TMZ, sources have said that Johansson will be contacting the FBI today to look into the possibility of this leak being a criminal offense.  So in the mean time, check out the pics before they are pull!

Boobies and Butt - [NSFW]