When I’m bored, chances are that I’ll find something to do. Such is the case of three men in Michigan who recently did just that – they created their own fun. Unfortunately for them, it involved getting drunk, stealing a 14-foot flattened and preserved alligator, and then taking it off-roading.

There are a number of things that are just wrong with the above few sentences. First off, not only is drunk driving illegal, it’s dangerous to those who are sharing the road with the intoxicated individual. Secondly, stealing is illegal. Last, but not least, strapping a dead alligator to a pickup and taking it off-roading is… Well, that’s just funny.

Seriously, can you imagine pulling up to a stop light and seeing that in the truck next to you?

So the men were caught driving their vehicle around in the mud, which likely got Fido (as I’ve personally chosen to name him) all dirty. At least alligators aren’t afraid of getting wet. They were then arrested and charged with breaking and entering. They’re due in court later this month.

Aside from breaking the law, if you had a 14-foot alligator around the house, would you take it out for a spin once in a while? I think I might. It sounds like a lot of fun!

Read more about the off-roading gator here.