Man Saws Off Own Foot to Avoid Going Back to Work
The world is full of morons, and the news keeps reporting them. This time our moron hails from Austria. It seems that a 56-year-old man has been unemployed and he really didn’t feel like going back to work. If you’re really creative, you’ll figure out a way to fake a mental disorder or perhaps even come up with an elaborate illness. This dude takes the cake. He sawed off his own foot with a chainsaw. After doing the deed, he threw his foot into an oven, making it impossible to reattach.
If someone is willing to do this in order to avoid work, I’d say there’s a good chance he really does have a mental disorder.
He’s probably looking at an excruciating recovery, and aside from being crazy, losing a foot doesn’t mean he won’t be able to work in the future. I’m not sure he’s really thought this through.
What excuse have you used to avoid going to work?