People run to the police for any number of reasons. Strange reasons include a person’s hamburger being made incorrectly or a woman calling 911 because she wanted a date with an officer. Most recently a German man is in the news for running to police after the woman he was with demanded too much sex.

After a few romps at the woman’s house, he was tired and decided to leave, and that’s when she insisted he stay. He was sexed out, and after she continued to insist, he ran to the police.

There’s no word on what the police did specifically, but since the sex the couple did have was consensual, there’s no mention of any charges being filed.

How would you charge that, anyway? First degree horny?

Huffington Post