This is the one time I'm 100% sure that I won't have to tell anyone to not try this at home.

The penis serves two purposes, neither of which is to lift things -- especially not three friggin' cases of beer. Hell, I'd rather not lift three cases of beer with arms, much less my junk, but the Chinese lunatic in the above video did just that for a crowd of impressed onlookers.

The best part is that not only did he lift the cases of beer, he swung 'em back and forth like some sort of phallic pendulum.

Admittedly, it's an impressive feat, but I don't see the "Penis Pilsner Challenge" taking off any time soon.

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