Did I call him a man? This guy is a genius.

A man in Washington has created what he dubbed as "The Kraken" burger at his local Jack in the Box with a whopping 20 patties and 36 toppings. Beau Chevassus, claims his $38 masterpiece is the most expensive burger ever ordered at a fast food chain. "It's good fun and I wanted to see if it could be done," Chevassus, a self proclaimed burger connoisseur, told ABC News. "I thought my heart was going a little too fast and I needed to slow it down with something like this."

He estimates the burger, which he dubbed the Kraken, is nearly 9,000 calories. Besides the 20 patties, he ordered up toppings of chicken, spicy chicken, two fried eggs, ham, sausage, onions, grilled onions, onion rings, and the list goes on.

Dear Jack in the Box near Whiskeyta,

After the Cowboys game my roommate will be driving my drunk ass to you guys. When I order the Kraken, do not pretend that you do not know what I am talking about. Take my money and make this gift from the Gods.

Sincerely, Stryker

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