Contact Us

Man Arrested for Getting It On With Teddy Bear

Charles Marshall
Cincinnati Police Department

When I was a kid, I loved teddy bears. Hell, I loved stuffed animals in general. Dinosaurs, dogs, cats, teddy bears, hippos… they all fell into the same category: stuffed love. I would sleep with them, talk to them, and drag them from place to place. As I got older, that interest waned, and now they’re cute, but I’ve never been turned on by a teddy bear. For one man in Cincinnati, his love of teddy bears has gotten him into trouble once again.

Charles Marshall apparently does get turned on by teddy bears. Employees at a health care clinic witnessed him getting it on with a fluffy pal in an alley last week, and he was arrested for his lewd act. Imagine calling a friend to get bail for that one. It would be one thing if it was his first offense with a stuffed critter, but this is his fourth.

It’s not known if it was specifically a teddy bear for each infraction, but getting arrested for something like this really puts a new spin on someone loving their stuffed animals. Furthermore, there’s an actual diagnosis for people who get turned on by the childhood bed-time friend, called Ursusagalmatophilia.

Don’t ask me to pronounce that, because I can’t.

While some people like to have sex with other people dressed in plush costumes, Marshall clearly doesn’t care if it’s a person or stuffing that he’s having fun with. Either way it seems to be working, with the exception of the arrest record.

[Huffington Post]

More From The Buzz

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://1063thebuzz.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 106.3 The Buzz quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!