Man Arrested After Hiding In Portable Toilet

If you thought you had a bad day, it’s probably better than Luke Ivan Chrisco’s day. He was arrested this week on a panhandling charge in Colorado, but while police had him in custody, they realized he was the same man who was hiding in a portable toilet last week.

The event happened during a yoga festival when a woman entered the toilet and lifted the lid. That’s when she discovered Chrisco lurking below, covered in a tarp. Eventually Chrisco left the toilet, but he ran and got away.

Chances are the security guards didn’t want to tackle him.

Now he’s being charged with unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy. I think they should add charges of stupidity to that list. After all, aren’t there easier ways to get your kicks than to hide in a port-a-potty? That’s beyond disgusting.

Read more about the crouching criminal, nasty toilet, here.