Next time the wife pisses you off because your soup is cold don't do what the subject of my top story today did or it just might come back to bite you in the ass. I've also got the story of a cop who decided to expose his Speedos to the birthday girl at a high school faculty party and details of an incident involving a court date, a car wreck and a dude with no clothes on in today's edition of the "News of the WTF?".