"Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did."

You have to appreciate the innocence of a child. Imagine coming home from work and finding this all over your front porch and you ask your daughter, what is this? She explains it's a family of giraffes.

That is adorable, but if your mind is in the gutter like mine and probably her father's, you don't see giraffes. You see a family of dicks all over his front porch. Luckily it's chalk, so if you get complaints from the neighbors, grab the hoes. Sorry, I meant hose, grab the hose.

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