The kids nowadays think that all of these gun and assassin hero's could not hang with Mario. He has been around for thirty years now and he knows some tricks to kick some ass.

This amazing video comes from CorridorDigital and I am going to assume they are huge nerds who enjoy video games. Apparently the hero's from the hit games Tomb Raider, Halo and Assassins Creed all want to steal Mario's power ups. The little toads protecting them go down like the little babies that they are.

Don't worry, even with Mario's power ups, Master Chief and the Assassin don't have a chance against the plumber. I won't tell you how Lara Croft dies, but just remember the Mushroom Kingdom is a scary place. Hopefully Mario is still around when I have kids or else I will keep telling them they have no childhood.

Watch Mario Beat Up Lara Croft, Master Chief and the Assassin Below: