Mommy, what is this in your dresser?

Nothing worse than your kids finding your huge dildo in your room. No, seriously that thing is huge. This is the dildo that you beat people to death with in Saints Row the third.

Now the kid appears to be young enough to not know what he is really holding, so this probably won't emotionally scar him. Until one day in life he is going around the internet and finds this video. So he can see his mom for the freak she really is.

Watch this Kid Find his Moms Dildo Below: