Kevin Bacon is known for being in a slew of movies and connected to nearly everyone in Hollywood. He’s so connected that you’re sure to have heard about the Kevin Bacon class offered at one college in California, and the game “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” is perfect for movie buffs. Now the actor has teamed up with Funny or Die, and he’s touting a fictional fan club that you may or may not be interested in.

In addition to receiving Kevin Bacon movies each month, they’re personally delivered to your door by the man himself. It might sound like fun at first, but you’ll soon see why the club offers a “Bacon retrieval” service as well. The way I see it, if that man wanted to get drunk at my house and hang out, he’s welcome to.