Jenna Marbles on Decoding Text Messages [NSFW VIDEO]

This week Jenna Marbles is taking the topic of text messaging head on. In this video she’s promoting a “book” that will decipher what texts mean as you get them, and if it were a real book I might actually purchase it.

A prime example that she uses is the friend who texts to ask, “What are you doing tonight?” For most of my friends, I find that question to mean, “Let’s go out and drink later and I’ll fill you in on all the gossip you haven’t heard yet.” If I had a book that could decode that, I might be able to separate the normal night of drinking from the night of drinking with a crazy chick.

Why can’t people just say what they mean when they’re texting? Why beat around the bush and create more confusion? Jenna’s idea about a book that decodes those texts is a novel idea.