I have now watched this video three times, I still don't know what the hell is going on.

Since 1969, tootsie pops have had the same question, how many licks does it take to get to the center? The answer is the world may never know, but not so fast several colleges have done studies on this. Yeah, that's right colleges paid people to lick tootsie pops for a few hours. The average is 144, but that does not mean Jean-Claude Van Damme does not need to kick some ass to find out.

This is set in the land of tootsie, I guess and it is shot similar to a grind house movie. It has all the classic characters from the commercial, the old turtle and the wise owl. Warning you, not safe for work language is in the video.

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