One man in Colorado means business when he’s putting the moves on you. Last weekend when his advances were blown off, he retaliated by urinating on a woman’s leg.

Timothy Paez was intoxicated when he approached the woman. He put his arm around her, to which she said, “Um, really?” That’s when Paez got the hint.

He didn’t, however, let it go. Instead of walking away like most people would do, he whipped out his junk and started peeing on the woman who rejected him. She says that she originally thought a drink had been spilled on her, but when she looked, she found Paez doing the dirty deed.

When police questioned him, Paez was so drunk that they couldn’t understand half of his answers, which makes me wonder if he even remembers what he did. He was booked for harassment and public indecency.

Guys, I can tell you this much. When a woman doesn’t want to go out with you, it’s not the end of the world. If you’re still convinced that you should be together, buying her a drink or doing something romantic usually works better than the golden shower trick. Unless you know she’s into that, and while she’s in public, it’s probably not going to work.

Have you ever had someone react badly when you blew them off?