Listen, its very simple. The geniuses at EpicMealTime have developed an amazing new product that you must own. According to their press release:

“EpicMealTime is pleased to announce the launch of Whiskey Dick, the world’s first bourbon-flavored personal lubricant.  You’re welcome.

EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America.  Whiskey Dick is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils, it’s aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish.  But don’t delay, the first batch only yielded 5,000 bottles and it’s available starting Thursday May 10th at www.whiskeydicklube.com for $11.99.

Whiskey Dick’s distinct Tennessee taste won it a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, TN (we also placed in the BBQ competition). So remember, the next time you get Jacked, Whiskey Dick will be there to help you rise to the occasion.”

Watch the EpicMealTime Whiskey Dick Video:

Here’s the full press release: