Now they're not fooling me but "ice cream" dealers in New York are apparently beating each other up, pulling guns and cutting brake lines over turf and I have all of the chilling details (see what I did there) in the latest edition of my "News of the WTF?".

I even take a minute to fill you in on a hotline in Germany that gives pissed off people a place to vent for a nominal fee and I have the tale of a sex toy dealer done wrong.