That's right - yours truly not only missed an eclipse that you only see once every million years or something like that due to intoxication but I also managed to do a not-exactly-intentional backflip over one of the metal lawn chairs in my backyard.

Lucky for me, nobody saw it but unlucky for Axl Rose, most folks these days carry a phone/camera/music player/ghost vibrator in their pocket and therefore when he busted his ass onstage last night in Liverpool, England everybody saw it.

Anybody hear how Axl's doin'?