Good ol' Roger's back...and this time he wants to sell you some insurance. Last time we saw him, he was giving it to us straight in an honest car commercial.

Now he's offering the insurance to go along with that new ride because, ya know, the law says you gotta have it. Which, by his logic, pretty much makes him a superhero, because heroes stop criminals.

Roger even says that if you're not a fan of kind old white men in suits, they have a wide range of diverse representatives with friendly enough faces that'll be there whenever you need to give a company some of your money to prevent a crime - which is every month, or else.

Hats off to Cracked once again for nailing it!

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