Contact Us

Holiday Greetings from Chuck Norris

Subscribe to 106.3 The Buzz on

Chuck Norris wants to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and he climbed to new heights to do so, literally.

Of course Chuck Norris isn’t going to send out your ordinary Christmas card, instead he has made this video and uploaded it to Youtube so everyone can see his latest and greatest accomplishment. Standing between two planes, doing the splits, with a group of men standing on his head. Classic Norris.

But wait! You can’t have a Chuck Norris post without some facts (jokes) from his actual life.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

All Chuck Norris wants for Christmas is your two front teeth.

Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

Chuck Norris once went to mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real, it’s when he learns Chuck Norris is.

Best of 106.3 The Buzz

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for BuzzHead VIP Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive BuzzHead VIP Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.