It’s another edition of “F@#$ed up History”. Are you ready to learn a little something? We promise it won’t be too painful. We’ll even kiss you afterwards. What, what’s that on my lip? Oh, it’s just a dry spot.  Yeah, just a dry spot, I promise. More after the jump.

They’ve been working on those “diseases of the sweet-sweet lovin’” for quite some time now. It fact it’s EPIC how long they’ve been working on stuff with little to no success. Heathen has the details for you right now: