Headbanging South Arlington ‘Sign Slayer’ Boosts Pizza Place’s Income by 40 Percent

And there I was thinking I had an awesome job. Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do, but Michael Hildreth in Arlington seems to love his job at least as much, if not more, than I.

Talk about life giving you lemons and making lemonade out of it. Hildreth told CBS that his boss was pissed at him for constantly coming in late, so he sent him out on sign duty. Instead of just standing there holding the sign, my man puts his headphones in, cranks up the metal and gets to thrashing.

After two years of headbanging on the corner, Hildreth has racked up multiple fans, has had a Facebook page dedicated to him and has even managed to help increase Papa Murphy’s income by 40 percent. Somebody give that man a raise.