Have you ever just wanted to live your life in a bubble, away from all the drama in the world today? This guy’s actually doing it.

Joe Chandler of Brunswick, Georgia went to bed the night of the presidential election expecting to find out the results the next morning. When he woke up the next day, he felt so good he decided to detach himself from all forms of media so that his blissful mood would remain unchanged.

What he thought would be just a few hours has now turned into more than a week and he still doesn’t know who won. He’s an artist that works from home so he doesn’t have to avoid coworkers and when he goes out, he wears headphones and a sign that says “I don’t know who won and don’t want to. Please don’t tell me.”

Sooner or later someone will let the cat out of the bag. Until then, he’ll be the one person in America whose Facebook friends list remains intact.

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