We'd like to share the dumbest footage we've seen in a while:  It's a guy on a trampoline.  Then the trampoline tips over, and when he falls off, a dog immediately mounts him and starts going at it with the back of his head.

And it certainly is a good thing they replayed it in slow motion, because we didn't get it the first time.

Watch this guy fall off a trampoline and get humped by a dog: