I like gummy bears and I like boobs therefore I'm nothing short of excited about a new breast implant that uses technology similar to that of gummy bears to provide women with a nice set of knockers. And of course I give you all of the juicy details in today's "News of the WTF?". Along with that I ponder the need to carry a handgun while mowing your yard and I tell you about what was potentially the most awesome prom of all-time.