Today’s celebrity cleavage appears to be a product of pristine surgically implantation. What’s even more exciting is the fact that these sweet little milk puppets are attached to one part Australian model and the other part 39-year-old Aussie cougar from down under!

The truth is she is one of Australia’s most popular and multi-faceted celebrities, having appeared in a bunch of television shows, as well as one or two underground koala bear rodeos.

There is a rumor going around an Outback Steakhouse in Bridgeport, West Virginia that this girl’s name is actually Australian for “super delicious rack” and in some dialects it even means, “being smothered by these canons is exactly how I want to die.”

However, at the time this article was published our translator was not available to corroborate whether or not these rumors were true.

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It's Annalise Braakensiek!


It’s Annalise Braakensiek!

We realize that her name is hard to pronounce. In fact, one of the interns here in the office keeps pronouncing it as if it was some type of sexual lubricant.

To keep things simple, you might just want to refer to her as “that hot Aussie” or if that doesn’t tickle you in the right spot, you can simply refer to her as “Mrs. Fosters, Australian for those wonderful love muffins.”

Annalise has an impressive career and an even more impressive set of…stats. Measuring 36-24-36, this girl is definitely worth putting a sawbuck on at 50-1 odds if they ever decided to make a worldwide gambling man’s sport out of competitive racks.