Bigger is better, at least to one penis-loving scientist who had the time of her life when she stumbled across a dead whale with a massive member.

Let's start by saying she did NOT have sex with the dead whale. That's just gross.

Instead, she just manhandled the dead whale's junk while her fellow scientist watched in silent jealousy. She even went on to talk about how fascinating it was saying "It's actually, probably the most amazing penis in the animal world!"

I would bet anything that she doesn't have a man in her life, and her situation won't be improving anytime soon now that the world knows about her fascination with giant, dead whale penises.

The clip comes from the season finale of Sex in the Wild, a PBS documentary series which you probably didn't watch. Luckily, the clip is making the rounds on the world wide web right now.