Giant Fake Breasts Could Save Your Life [AUDIO]

Yes, we’re advising all ladies to get giant fake boobs. They’re literally like a Kevlar vest in some instances.  They’re fun, they’re handy and now they may save your life!

Who doesn’t appreciate a giant pair of fake breasts. When I see them, I don’t think, “fake.” I think, “that women cares enough about her sexuality to enhance it.”  Well those boobs could save your life.  Here’s the story: