This is for that movie “Rock Of Ages.” You know, the movie from the even dumber Broadway play? The one that will bring about Armageddon and the end of times? Yeah its that one. Now the movie people are trying to capitalize on it by forcing the songs from the movie down our throats. Not the original songs that did actually rock. No, they want us to play the sh!tty redone versions by the actors. Like, for instance, Tom Cruise doing Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me.” Well here ya go. cover your ears unless you want your face to melt a-la the ark scene from “Indiana Jones.”

Tom Cruise “Pour Some Sugar On Me”