Contact Us

For Only $300 These Massive Funbags Will Give You The Breast Massage Ever

Breast Massage

No matter how manly you think you are, Buzzhead, you can’t deny that having a qualified and experienced masseuse rubbing out all those ‘knots’ feels pretty damn good. So do you think that having humungous female breast being rubbed all over you would feel just as good? Some guys in Atlanta seem to think so and that’s exactly why they’re willing to shell out $300 an hour for this special treatment.

All Kristy Love wanted to do was become a masseuse, but unfortunately nobody would hire her because they feared she wouldn’t be able to stand up all day. Now why wouldn’t she be able to stand up all day? Well Ms. Love is packing a pair of size 48 DOUBLE-N chesticles, that’s why.

But it turns out that while no companies were willing to take the risk of hiring her, plenty of guys are willing to let her rub her giant love cannons all over them in what some people call a ‘massage.’ Kristy’s most popular package, which runs at $300 an hour, is the “Happy Man Works,” during which she mainly rubs her mammoth breast all over you.

Now here’s where it gets crazy. Some men simply want her to climb on top of them and smother them, much like this crazy trend they call squashing. She says she’s willing to do it, but that she does take precautions, mainly stopping every now and then to see if the poor soul under her is still breathing.

She recently did an interview with a British website called in which she talked about how she ended up doing what she does. “When I finished massage school, no one wanted to hire me, I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand on my feet all day. People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. No-one ever called me back. I decided to give massages from home and then one customer asked if I was going to keep my top on. At first, I was indignant and said I didn’t give those kinds of massages,” she explains. “I was ashamed of my body because I was so big. But when I realized there might be something in breast massages I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook. At first it was difficult to get over my body issues and I would only give massages with the lights off. But the more compliments I got from my clients, the more my confidence was boosted. It has really helped me get over my low self-esteem.”

Check Out A Gallery of Ms. Love's Work

Subscribe to 106.3 The Buzz on

Best of 106.3 The Buzz

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for BuzzHead VIP Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive BuzzHead VIP Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.