Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.

Barfield brought home a lady friend while Norris came home with two (yes, two) gentlemen to, well, have sex with. The problem was neither Barfield nor Norris were happy about the other straying.  According to their roommate (we don’t know why they have a roommate either), they apparently have a “weird relationship.” Understatement, party of one.

So tempers flared, somewhere along the way people got drunk and naked (as happens) and the unhappily unwedded couple began going at each other. By the time cops arrived, naked Norris was left bloody-lipped and Barfield had a scratched-up neck and back.

The three other members of the party were gone by the time police arrived. Hopefully, they do not talk about Fight Orgy.