15 Famous Hotties Over 45 You Wouldn’t Kick Out Of Bed

I begin this list with Julia Roberts of my own free will and not because Aaron threatened me if I didn’t include his celebrity crush.

How could I not include the woman that made the cinematic hooker hot?  One of several Academy Award winners to make this list, Roberts has done what she can to remain clothed throughout her career, something some other entries on this list don’t worry about, but she’s still a gorgeous woman.  I wonder if she ever breaks out her old outfits from “Pretty Woman” for her husband.

There's no way this list would be complete without the greatest Mexican import of all time, Salma Hayek.  The woman whose nude scene in "Frida" was so nice that no one cared she had a unibrow.  An advocate of breast-feeding, Hayek once breast-fed a week-old infant whose mother couldn't produce breast milk, simultaneously nourishing a hungry baby and making every man in the world jealous of an infant.

Ahh… my first ever swimsuit poster.  When I was a boy entering the world of puberty, two swimsuit posters of Cindy Crawford had a permanent place on my bedroom wall.  Her first jump into acting, “Fair Game”, was a complete piece of crap, but no one cared because she went topless in it!  And I’m still thankful I was able to pass for a legal adult when I was 17 and she appeared in “Playboy”.  Just three years away from the half-century mark and I still cannot understand how Richard Gere got tired of being with her.  Guess he couldn’t get over his feelings for the gerbil.

The first in a trend here of hot actresses keeping their clothes on early in their career, such as Tomei’s surprisingly Oscar-winning role in “My Cousin Vinny”, and then stripping down and showing the goods after 40, like her understandably Oscar-nominated role as a stripper in “The Wrestler”.  A nude scene like that and I think we can forgive her for being in the crap-fest “Wild Hogs”.

The always beautiful Diane Lane has been on my hottie radar ever since watching “The Outsiders” as a child.  Always playing sweet characters, Josh Brolin’s better half shocked the hell out of the mainstream audience with the risqué film “Unfaithful”, playing a bored housewife having an affair with a French artist, and a “bangin’ in the hallway” scene that is still hot to this day.  And even with her age make up in “Man of Steel”, Lane made Ma Kent a serious MILF.

Let’s be honest, who didn’t drool over Sanrda Bullock after seeing “Demolition Man”?  Sure, she hasn’t always been in the greatest films, but this Academy Award winning actress has always been entertaining and a damn pretty lady to look at.  Plus, consider who she was married to.  This is the woman who landed the rough and dirty sex addict Jesse James, so just imagine how she is in bed to attract a guy like that.

To this day I can’t understand why Hugh Grant went to a prostitute while dating this British goddess.  The woman who should have been a Bond girl many times over only came close in “Austin Powers” and hosting a Bond retrospective in the 90s.  Well, that’s Bond’s loss.  Hurley’s movie career has been stagnant lately, but who wouldn’t have sold their soul to this sexy Satan in “Bedazzled”?

Yes, the former Mrs. Cox-Arquette has definitely gone under the knife once or twice, but luckily she came out still looking amazing.  There’s a reason Cox is the lead in a series about Cougars; she’s definitely a woman who, at nearly 50, would have no trouble scoring a boyfriend who wasn’t even born when she was 25.  I still wish she had played Lois Lane in the 90s when Tim Burton was set to direct “Superman Lives”.  She would have been the hottest Lois Lane of all time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the queen of the redheads!  This woman in “Nine Months” kick started my love of the ginger headed women of the world.  And just like Diane Lane, Julianne Moore shocked her fans by baring all in “Boogie Nights”, playing an aging, but still hot and slutty, 70s porn star.  Years later, Moore would go back to the naughty side in “Chloe”, having a full-on naked romp with Amanda Seyfried.

Here’s one that has shocked several of my friends, but I’ve always thought Angela Bassett was gorgeous.  From “What’s Love Got To Do With It”, “Vampire in Brooklyn”, and “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”, Bassett was a dominant cinematic force in the 90s with a talent that rivals her looks.  To this day I’m still upset that she was deemed “too old” to play Storm in the X-Men films.  Damn Halle Berry.

This rock goddess makes the list for two simple reasons:  She can out rock almost every younger singer performing today, and there’s a good chance that she’ll hurt you in bed… and you’ll like it.

The former Mrs. Billy Joel looks absolutely amazing for 59-years-old.  As a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Brinkley has… 59-YEARS-OLD?!  Are you friggin’ kidding me?!  What deal with Elizabeth Hurley Satan did Brinkley make to look like this at almost 60?  She looks better than almost all of the current models, except maybe Kate Upton.  Can we start a petition to get her to pose in the next Swimsuit issue?

Elvira!  This former Las Vegas Showgirl reportedly lost her virginity to singer Tom Jones and needed medical attention afterwards because Jones is apparently swinging a Pringles can between his legs.  Since then, Peterson gained worldwide fame as Elvira, the host of late-night horror b-movies on cable, and the queen of cleavage.  Now in her 60s, Peterson still makes regular appearances as the Mistress of the Dark, even returning to cable for “Elvira’s Movie Macabre”.  Think she ever wore that outfit in the sack?  I hope so.

Yes, it is possible for a woman to be hotter 40 years AFTER she was a Bond girl.  Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman went full Cougar in 2005 for “Wedding Crashers” and hasn’t slowed down since, recently appearing on the series “Franklin & Bash”, playing Mark Paul-Gosselaar’s mother who has been revealed to be a Sex Surrogate.  She’s been married four times since 1971, and I’d like to believe that’s because she’s too wild for these men and they ran away in fear!

Yes, I admit it, I think Dame Helen Mirren is sexy.  Well into her late 60s, Mirren can still pull off a bikini, has a tattoo of a spider on her hand, loves going to nude beaches, and still does nude scenes as recently as 2010’s “Love Ranch”.  And now she’s doing action movies, playing a British contract killer in “Red” and its sequel.  I don’t care who you are, that’s hot.