We Tool fans are a patient bunch, but this one album in eight years b.s. is wearing my patience thin. And it appears I'm not the only one as Adolf Hitler had an epic meltdown when he found out the band aren't even close to releasing the new album yet.

Hitler had it in his mind that the new record was mixed and mastered and ready to go when one of his men nervously told him that the album won't be released until late 2014. He then kicked out everyone out of the room who couldn't accurately air drum 'Lateralus' before going off about the very things that have every Tool fan frustrated.