Electronic Blow Job Machine Company Opening European Headquarters

This is the future we have all been waiting for people. Screw flying cars, blowjob machines are here and we all need to get used to it.

Lets introduce you to the Autoblow 2 or as the rest of us have come to know it a blow job machine. The kickstarter for this thing exploded causing the website to crash from so many donations. Get ready for this, the Autoblow 2 is in such a huge demand the company has the money to purchase their own headquarters in London.

This thing has taken over Europe, but this new headquarters is going to definitely help with international shipping. “German and Swiss customs in particular were really strict, forcing our customers to go to a customs office and open the parcel in front of an officer,” Sloan owner of Autoblow said. “Most men prefer to keep their masturbation habits private, so this created several hundred uncomfortable situations.”

“The popularity of the product is the result of a lot of work over the past years of my team to develop ecommerce infrastructure, an understanding of the niche, Internet marketing skills, plus the actual physical product,” he told Betabeat. “It’s like if you studied gardening for a few years and planted a garden around your home and it sprouted or bloomed or whatever and looked great, you wouldn’t feel surprised, you’d feel as I do — happy you did everything properly to generate the desired result.”

Ladies and gentleman it is official, the robots are taking all of the jobs. Blowjobs are not even sacred anymore. Robo blow jobs, 'Back to the Future' never mentioned this one in the new future.