Dude Sticks Nerf Darts to His Eyes, Creeps the Internet Out

I don't know what would possess a man to wake up one day and decided to stick Nerf darts to his eyeballs, but I'm sure glad someone did. At least, I'm guessing that's how it went. It could've been something he'd been planning for months, as far as I know.

Regardless of the level of the planning that went into the above video, Charles Tietjen successfully stuck a couple of darts to his eyeballs with a little help from his contact lenses and the result is downright creepy.