In one of the most bizarre stories we've heard in a while, Luis Briones drunkenly launched a naked woman from his car while having sex with her.  Yup, that happened.  The 25-year-old Albuquerque man fled the scene of the crime, leaving the woman naked and injured, and hid in a nearby cactus.  He was found by police with his shorts on inside out and wearing a single shoe.

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to this sex projectile below.

I'm too conservative with my safety, that would not be something I would do.  I'd prefer not to die in a car crash, even if it was preceded directly by orgasm. - Free Beer