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Drunk Burglar Falls Asleep While on the Job

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A man in Russia is the latest moron to hit the news, this time for being drunk and falling asleep while doing a burglary.

The man is unidentified, and it would seem he broke into a house, and during the robbery found a bottle of vodka. Unable to resist, the man took a few shots and then fell asleep on the bed.  In a story reminiscent of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, the man was fast asleep when the homeowners came home, and that’s when the police were called.

Now he’ll have plenty of time to catch up on his beauty sleep, since he could spend 10 years in jail.

How many times do we need to spread the message that booze and crime just don’t mix? It’s likely to make you moon the police, call 911 because your iPhone doesn’t work, and you’re likely to get yourself arrested.

On the other hand, if it wasn’t for morons like this guy, the news just wouldn’t be as much fun to talk about. Sure, there’s a presidential race happening, but seriously… did you hear about the moron who got drunk while he was robbing a place?

What kind of stupid things have you done while drunk?

[Huffington Post]

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