Drug Dealers Get High, Then Get Paranoid, Call the Cops to Turn Themselves In

Rule number one for drug dealing: don't get high on your own supply. 

I enjoy watching paranoid stoner videos on the internet. My personal favorite is the kid that thought he was paralyzed. I'll throw that one in the bottom of this story for you.

These guys were transporting twenty pounds of marijuana across state lines. At some point in their journey, they decided to smoke a little bit of it.

Well, they got extremely paranoid when they got high. From the 911 call, it sounds like they thought every car was an undercover cop car. They thought they were being watched and thought they would cut out the middle man. They decided to call the cops directly and turn themselves in. Open and shut case on this one.

Kid Gets So High, He Thinks He's Paralyzed. WARNING NSFW Language: